What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 03:04

A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why are daughters mean to their mothers?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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